thanks forever:ything

goooooooood morning
ok not quite...

man i'm hungry. i could go make something to eat, but i figured i'd waste my time this morning getting all dressed up so i can go shopping after (or probably during) work. plus i'm just plain old lazy and the stove doesn't look too attractive right now. i still have time. forget it.

i feel like i got REALLY SAUCED last nite. but after reading what i blogged last nite, i know for a fact what happened. i think...

i've been looking at my hands a lot more lately, they don't look so girly anymore. they're getting some muscle on them or something. it's weird. how can i masturbate with these foreign objects...? oh well, they're still nice and soft. which is hard enough to believe considering the lines of work i've been in before...

well i was gonna catch the early bus this morning, grab a bite on the way, i mite still... but it's raining. and i hate being in the rain enough as it is. so i'm not going out there all dressed up. i swear it's my ' destiny ' to invent an umbrella THAT WORKS. as far back as i can remember, i've been pissed off at umbrellas. what do they do, really? they keep your head dry! wahoooo! that makes me feel so much better going to the mall with soaking wet pants, feet, 1/2 my shirt AS LONG AS MY HEAD IS DRY! please... don't even get me started on the wind factor ... like, HELLO WE'RE IN CANADA! could u send us some umbrellas that aren't made of paper-thin metal and nylon? maybe i should shutup and buy a car.

so i'll just call a cab. $10 is a small price to pay for a stress-free day.