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heywhoa i'm a little too sexy today . i've been up since 3:30am and now i'm at work trying not to fall asleep . FRIDAY YA YEA i'm gonna go hang out at the drugstore in the toothpaste aisle BECAUSE that's where the real chicks are . but i need a haircut . so maybe i'll blow work off for an hour and do that . it's right next door anyways . ahhh but i have to work in the bookstore for a couple hours today . wtf . i'm no retail mofo . i don't DO customers . not like i have any work to do in the office anyways, but well ... i'd rather sit around and do nothing and let myself get paid for it instead of banging away at some cash register that i don't even know how to use .

i cooked a HUGE-MONGOOSE breakfast this morning . since i was up so early, i had time to cook ... man ...... that was a feast . but now my fridge is empty so i guess i should go grocery shopping sometime tonight [ another one of my favorite friday night passtimes ] .

i think i wrote a poem this morning too ... it was something about bacon in the toaster . sounds good to me . i'll figure it out if i ever make it home tonight .

i'm gonna watch blade 2 with my best bud tomorrow . that should be a hoot . hopefully i'll wake up early enough to catch the matinee, cuz i don't wanna pay $324 to catch the evening show . greedy capitalists . ever since they upped the quality of living in a movie theatre, the prices have skyrocketed like fuck . back in the day movies were like $4 . now they're $16 . yea that's GREAT . u can't even use inflation as a decent excuse for that . dinner and a movie these days is like a month's salary . might as well just go out and buy a hooker and do her at a booth in burger king .

ohhhh i think i'm gonna buy some MANGOS today . like a whole case . and munch on those all weekend . are they even in season ...? maybe i'll buy that blender i've been meaning to buy, and make a smoothie or something ... oh yea ... well i dropped my cellphone down a flight of stairs today . it's in like 12 pieces now but it still works . ahh i wanna get a new phone anyways . everyone has the nokia 3390 these days . i bought mine over a year ago and only the COOL people had them . haha ... now it's like, if i drop my phone in the mall, i have to dig through a pile of phones and figure out which is mine cuz they all look the same and everyone's dropping them . i guess it's the thing to do these days . drop your phone and hope someone notices so u look SO cool cuz you have a phone . look at me, my phone is sexier than me, make out with me because i borrowed my mom's phone . remind me to shitkick some pre-teen thugs next time i'm at the mall .

i should probably write something worth reading . something informative . hmm . hang on let me check some news sites and see what's goin' on . oh yea this one's quality; "Employee kills three; shoots self during high-speed chase" . "SOUTH BEND, Ind. (AP) - An employee shot and killed three people at an aircraft parts plant Friday morning, then led police on a high-speed chase that ended when he shot himself to death, authorities said. " ... wow that made my day .

i can't wait until i find my dream job . go postal and retire with style .