thanks forever:ything

ohhh man ... tonite is gonna be rockin' ... i'm gonna make some KD, then tear up the town in GTA3, and i'm gonna bang around in my underwear all while THE STROKES roar it up in the background . ohhhhh man i'm gonna be soooo sober it's gonna be the best . uh oh . my cuck-coo clock is lookin' at me funny again . . . why do those birds swing left & right . it looks so negative . they should bang their heads up and down . hmm ... lemme see, if i twist this knob and break this latch off--- ahhh yes... now i've got the green light from mr. yellowbird cuck-cooface .

i've had a lot of coffee [ there's no such thing as too much ] . and i'm going to write a song about macaroni and cheese . i'll see ya

NEW YORK CITY COPS ... NEW YORK CITY COPS ... NEW YORK CITY COPS ... AIIIN'T TOOO SMAR-RRRT
gogogogogogogwahhhhaaaa

[ the preceeding content is the resulting side-effect of a self-inflicted prohibition from thinking of sex for the next week or so . all apologies to those who suffered from epileptic seizures, next time read the warning in your nintendo manual [ ...? ] ]