thanks forever:ything

i've been outside having a smoke for the past 7 days
igor the penis head takes the same bus as me on saturdays
we scoped him out at a party back in november
igor the penis head, we all had hair like that in high school
i spent $162 at ikea
...reading lotsa books, i feel so intelligent when people look
i feel like a moron when they speak to me
"huh??" "oh i dunno" "ya" "heh... hehh" "heh" "ok bye"
she probably wanted to sleep with me.

oh ya
happy 4:20

there's no coffee in my apartment
the music is getting stale
i'm too lazy to get dressed
and ready for the world to look at me
...
i guess i'll drink tea

GRAPES
GRAPES
GRAPES
i'm eating GREEN GRAPES

if you're reading this,
you've been warned
shutup and eat pretzels
i'm coming to get you.

i left 2 cans of tomato soup on the sidewalk outside my house last night
to my demise, i woke up this morning and they were still there
i went outside and picked one up, left the other one there
and then i had one can of tomato soup for breakfast
and some doritos, but those i left in on my coffee table
with tequila and dried up lime slices from friday night
now i'm at work
what a weekend

does water float ...?

i bought a coffee cup for work today . it's green on the inside, white on the outside, has a black cartoon'y smiling dragonfly with green wings isolated in ceramic crap (gee you think green/white/black are my preferred colours [yes there's a 'u' in coloUr, i'm canadian]) . $1.99, what a snatch . they have a whole set of 'dining'-ware . i'm gonna go back and load up this weekend . bowls, plates, cream n' sugar holders . teapot . oh yea ... visa splurge .

i saw van wilder last night . YES . good laughs . then i went to shoot some pool . whooped some assmeat even though i haven't touched a pool cue in months . i guess the fact that i've been playing since i was ... 10 ... and i'm 20 now ... might have something to do with it . "it's like riding a bike, you never really forget" . for the record, i honestly forgot how to ride a bike, and it's been proven . witnesses and all ... on the way home last night, we were talking about stupid crap as usual, and me being the derranged stand-up comedian i am, came up with a wonderful idea . a phone that has a goodbye message . so when you hang up, a customized message plays for the other person to hear . this would be great in ANGRY situations . especially when you slam the phone down on someone and things are left unfinished, and possibly leaving the person on the otherside confused, possibly unsure of what's going to happen next . in a situation as such, a message somewhere along the lines of "pack your bags, you're gonna die" . i dunno . seems like something phone companies would market and throw some more charges at you with . and uhhh ... hmmm ... i just realized that i'm at work . maybe i should do something ...

so ... does water float ...?

peaches & cream coffee ... OH WOW that was delicious . not as good as the bavarian dutch chocolate coffee that i have at home though, and certainly no match to the german chocolate mint coffee i've had before, but when i'm in a peachy mood, this stuff does the trick . even though it's raining out here, i'm actually in a fairly good mood . odd . and even though i got some threatening letter from a collection agency this morning, it didn't phase me one bit . i just got off the phone with them, and bitched them out because i've been sending them money and they have no reason to send me threats ... jerks . but it's all straightened out now thanks to my weird social skills . ehhh ... sure

i'm starting to wish i were 15 again ...

massively depressed . not in a good working environment right now . bookstore . soft music . zero customers .
i can't go out to grab a coffee, i can't go out for a smoke, all i can do is sit here and watch the store .
because some stupid lady decided she doesn't want to work here on friday's anymore . so i have to leave me regular job, and takeover the store .
i'm not a retail kind of person . i don't like dealing with people AT ALL . i like to be hidden in the back of a warehouse under my own supervision ... i've turned down higher paying jobs before because i would rather make less money and at least be a little happier with my day-to-day ...

when i'm not out protecting the streets and making this world a better place to live . i'm sober .

that's my words for today

what the hell was that last post all about?
i dunno, but i'm not going anywhere ... anywhere far at least ... i need SOMEWHERE to mumble .

almost swallowed my cellphone today
they keep making them smaller and smaller
soon they'll have to have one of those infant warnings on them
i feel like i'm talking into a pez dispenser
HELLO, HELLO, SNOOPY?
mmm pez

i think this is gonna be my last post for a while ... i don't really have anything to say anymore and i think i'm falling into depression again . i'll probably do something else with this site, i dunno ... maybe some kinda artsy fartsy site . but right now i just feel like sitting in a corner and not speaking for a long time . i know things are getting worse because not even coffee is putting me in a good mood ... oh well, not like too many ppl read this anyways ... no big loss

my mom's friend has a couple mopeds and he wants to get rid of 1 ...! booya i'm scoopin' that up . vroom vroom ...
my landlord gave me some lightbulbs last night . lightbulbs ..! like, HAPPY EASTER, have some lightbulbs ...
well it's the thought that counts .