thanks forever:ything

today was garbage day . i didn't go to work, and i ate sushi . i took a shower, shaved, powdered my nose, and went nowhere . kids and thugs are back in school, the elderly will soon be flocking off somewhere desolate before the sun fades out of this town, and the insects are slowly dissipating into HELL for all i care . autumn, i await you .

i don't understand why so many people dislike fall . my girlfriend doesn't like fall .she calls it an "in-between" season or something like that . like it's not really a season, it's a transition between summer and winter . ...? i shouldn't be one to talk, i hate summer and i'm not too keen on spring . but for practical reasons, i'm allergic to the freaking pollen, there's too many bugs, and sweat is not attractive . i have nice things to say about summer, like ... IT DOESN'T LAST LONG IN THIS CITY . *cough* ... what's wrong with the colder, darker seasons ? i like autumn/winter because i can wear more clothes . i can breathe properly, and i don't have to worry about getting skin cancer while walking to the grocery store . it gets dark around 5-6pm, my eyes can relax, i don't have to board up the windows to void off the glare on the TV . when i go to bed, i'll bury myself under a duvet, sheets, and maybe an extra blanket for ultimate snuggle capabilities . yes, fall SUCKS . i'd much rather soak my bedsheets in sweat, bust every window open so the bugs can come in, lay next to a woman and combine our body heat so we're like hansel & gretel roasting in an oven (if that damn witch wrote the story instead of some fascist aryan fairyboy) . *...* . excuse me i think i have some issues to sort out with myself, nature, and society . i'm going to the bar, good-night .