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STUPID COMMENT

girlfriend dumped me . the sky is still there and the world still spins . life goes on . tomorrow is another day and tomorrow's tomorrow shall not delay .

fools rush in . and fools rush out . as if there was ever anywhere for them to go .

having one of those days where i feel like i have nowhere to go and nobody waiting anywhere for me . i feel abandoned . i feel obsolete, minute, irrelevant, anonymous . i feel as if the shape of my matter dictates nothing more than a blip on the pee-stained flow of time . i feel ... great .

everybody get the hell out of my way, i've got nowhere to go .

segways are now available for pre-order on amazon.com . go buy one . it's not like you need to stay in shape anyways . if i ever get my hands on one of those, the first thing i'm going to do with it is the same thing i did with a scooter when they were first re-introduced to society -- i'm going to a skate park and i'm gonna wreck the fuck out of that handle-barred waste of human effort at my own bodily disposal . i'm hoping i get my ass kicked by blink 182 fans before i get a chance to hit the pipes, cuz i really don't want the avril lavigne skater-boi trend to last any longer than it's already lasted . ... I'M WITH THE SEGWAY BOY, and so on ...

holy fuck i'm tired . tomorrow's friday, so yay . but i've got an office x-mas party to go to on saturday, and i wanna put in a few hours of work in sometime this weekend so i can go a little more nuts with christmas shopping .

oh man i still haven't aknowledged the fact that new year's is coming up . but my best friend reminded me the other day, and at the same time, reminded me that i'm gonna be forced to make a decision . sappy boyfriend/girlfriend new year's vs. very drunk new year's . it's actually a tough decision this year, and there aren't any other options . it's one, or the other ... last year i ended up cleaning house on new year's . and going to work the next morning . but i was single, broke, and utterly disgusted with social life as a whole . so it was a happy new year for me, at the time .

well i've done just about enough typing for the sake of typing . i've got a long, hectic day ahead of me tomorrow, and what looks to be a short weekend . so don't expect much from me on here for a few days .

what the shit am i going to wear tomorrow ?

i doubt anybody is asking their monitor "where'd that bob guy go?" merely based on the fact that i haven't done much with this page in the past few months . so i'm gonna go eat a starbucks cup instead of wasting my time filling myself in on what i've been doing since september . honestly, i can't even find a matching pair of socks, let alone an explanation as to where i've been lately . waking up in ditches, coming home from a bar with more money than i had to begin with [and still managing to get right fucked], strange furniture i didn't buy but now own, a new office and strange men driving me to places that don't invite me .