thanks forever:ything

i doubt anybody is asking their monitor "where'd that bob guy go?" merely based on the fact that i haven't done much with this page in the past few months . so i'm gonna go eat a starbucks cup instead of wasting my time filling myself in on what i've been doing since september . honestly, i can't even find a matching pair of socks, let alone an explanation as to where i've been lately . waking up in ditches, coming home from a bar with more money than i had to begin with [and still managing to get right fucked], strange furniture i didn't buy but now own, a new office and strange men driving me to places that don't invite me .