thanks forever:ything

i had a strange dream last night. i dreamt that a lady from my old work called and asked me to come in to the office on "thursday at 10:45am". so i went to their office at 10:45am on thursday, realizing that i had been dressed up in a chef's uniform (which is for my current job). my old boss was scrubbed out with an afro, rollerskating around the office and he asked me what the hell i was doing there? i don't remember why the lady had called me in, but it wasn't important. anyways... i found myself later on in the dream, lying ontop of a desk half asleep. and then i heard some strange noises. it turned out to be a scorpion that for some reason made rattlesnake sounds. i was like OH FUCK! i tried to crush him with a pillow, but he had like super-titanium armour on him, so that didn't work. then some chick walked by and said something like "oh yea, the reason ..... is cuz we're infested with scorpions". eventually i got lazy and tried to go back to sleep, disregarding the scorpion. so he [the scorpion] crawled up my leg and dipped his poisonous tail thing into me, and i was like FUCK OFF I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. the scorpion looked at me, and started talking like a radio newscaster. i flung outta bed as that was the end of that stupidass dream.

the first thing i saw on the internet this morning was a picture of my ex-ex-ex-gf... she seems to be doing really well for herself. happy, successful, HOT....... i guess i'm spending today in regret for fucking that relationship up...