thanks forever:ything

segways are now available for pre-order on amazon.com . go buy one . it's not like you need to stay in shape anyways . if i ever get my hands on one of those, the first thing i'm going to do with it is the same thing i did with a scooter when they were first re-introduced to society -- i'm going to a skate park and i'm gonna wreck the fuck out of that handle-barred waste of human effort at my own bodily disposal . i'm hoping i get my ass kicked by blink 182 fans before i get a chance to hit the pipes, cuz i really don't want the avril lavigne skater-boi trend to last any longer than it's already lasted . ... I'M WITH THE SEGWAY BOY, and so on ...

holy fuck i'm tired . tomorrow's friday, so yay . but i've got an office x-mas party to go to on saturday, and i wanna put in a few hours of work in sometime this weekend so i can go a little more nuts with christmas shopping .

oh man i still haven't aknowledged the fact that new year's is coming up . but my best friend reminded me the other day, and at the same time, reminded me that i'm gonna be forced to make a decision . sappy boyfriend/girlfriend new year's vs. very drunk new year's . it's actually a tough decision this year, and there aren't any other options . it's one, or the other ... last year i ended up cleaning house on new year's . and going to work the next morning . but i was single, broke, and utterly disgusted with social life as a whole . so it was a happy new year for me, at the time .

well i've done just about enough typing for the sake of typing . i've got a long, hectic day ahead of me tomorrow, and what looks to be a short weekend . so don't expect much from me on here for a few days .

what the shit am i going to wear tomorrow ?